AISubs v3.7
- How about us? - We don't go viral, do we?
- Yeah, it's sad. - We've been doing YouTube for 8 years...
- That was close... - That's enough.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Someone said, "Is this a trauma?"
We've been doing YouTube for 8 years, and we still don't go viral, do we?
It's hard to go viral.
Not only in the world, but there are a lot of great videos out there.
Personally, I think this is where we go viral.
- You're saying it wrong. - That's too high a standard.
But now, in this YouTube era,
in order to go viral, we need a power to analyze why we go viral.
So, which of these videos is going viral the most?!
Yes!
Intonation was in trouble just now!
I'll give you four questions.
Isn't it bad to use someone else's video without permission?
Even if you know each other.
What is "one billion views"?
I said it.
No, you didn't say "one billion views", did you?
Reproduction! Reproduction!
"One billion views" video?
Reproduction?
Looking at the video, don't you think it's flashy and weird?
Don't you think it's expensive?
No, it's me.
There's no way I know!
What are you talking about?
And when I said I wanted to shoot this video,
I don't know why, but...
Shut up! I'll make you bald.
Oh, you said "bald".
You'll make fun of me, so I'll make you bald.
"Draw it!" I said.
I was a little confused, so I thought I'd change the penalty game.
Now, you're in charge of the penalty game.
I don't know why, but that's what I said.
I don't know.
You don't have to take it seriously.
I don't know.
I said "bald" too early.
It's not "bald".
It's...
"Buzz Lightyear"...
It's "Buzz Lightyear"!
What? What?
"Buzz" is "bald", by the way.
That's not "head".
It's not "head"!
The three of you are "sheep".
If you all get all the questions right,
there's a risk of difficulty adjustment.
There may be a difference in your own thinking.
Wait a minute.
If it's a personal play...
If it's not "buzz", why did you say "head"?
You have a chance of getting "buzz" or "head"
With no conditions, Toshimitsu has to "buzz" or "head"
For this video, Toshimitsu has to "buzz" or "head"
Weird idea
Let's make it a battle
Whoever guesses correctly gets a exemption
Whoever guesses wrong vs. Toshimitsu plays "buzz" or "head"
At worst, we can win by playing "buzz" or "head" once
Right
I'm definitely gonna play "buzz" or "head"
Right
If all of you guess wrong, you're out
Yeah
Let's play
It's a good match.
I feel like I'm going to get hit a lot.
Let's start the first video!
Oh, great!
It was written properly.
Great!
It looks like a one-on-one match.
How did you do that?
It's important not to talk.
Language is important.
You look strong.
You look like you can speak Swedish well.
Don't do that.
Why do you do that?
You are good at it.
OK, let's move on to the next one.
I think I know what you mean.
Good job.
This is how I feel about this one.
It's becoming a trend, or rather a standard genre, so it's a big deal.
It's becoming a trend, or rather a standard genre, so it's a big deal, so it's a big deal,
Huh?
Oh, yeah, that's true.
It looks good.
It's done.
It's easy to move.
I'll say "I did it" at the end.
Why are you so good at it?
I wish I could work harder.
Do you know what I mean?
I can do it all week.
The video looks like this, so I think viewers are watching it now.
Are you watching, second one?
Yes.
We have to compare.
Second video.
Oh, it's this one.
Oh, good.
OK.
I've been waiting for you.
It's sunny outside, so let's go play.
Let's go play.
Wait a minute.
What?
Ball, ball, ball.
Let's play with this.
Let's go play.
Oh, what's up, ball?
Huh?
The difference between a dog and a cat.
A weirdo.
I see.
Nene, what are you doing?
Huh?
Cooking?
Yeah, yeah.
I've helped you before.
Oh, yeah.
Can you do it for me?
Yeah.
Where's the wrap?
Wrap? Here's the wrap.
All right.
Huh?
Who did this?
I'm sorry.
I did it.
I made a mistake.
I'm really sorry.
You can't do it.
I'll bring it and clean it up.
I'm not tired, but I don't think anyone will like it.
No, no, we're doing it together.
I'm not tired, but I don't think anyone will like it.
No, no, we're doing it together.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
It's a head.
Don't worry.
I'll eat it.
I'm not tired.
Did you learn anything?
It's funny.
That's what you mean.
It's a humanoid animal.
Yes.
You said you were going to make it easier to understand.
Let's go.
Yes.
Oh, this is...
Wow, this is common, too.
Have you seen this before?
This genre is very common.
There are two arts.
Why can you do it?
I want to do it.
This looks fun.
It's been a beautiful time.
I think you know what you're doing now.
I can see the way.
This genre...
I wonder what this genre is like.
Are you watching something?
I got carried away.
Wow! Have I ever seen this before?
Well, I wonder what it is.
Which is more important, the three-dimensional art I showed you earlier or this one?
Yeah.
This one seems to be wider.
Yeah.
But this one is a little too beautiful.
Well, it's just a picture.
I think trick art might look more interesting.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, you're good.
You're good.
You can draw if you imitate.
Right?
You're good.
That's a proper canvas.
It's beautiful.
It's snowing.
It's beautiful.
It's shadow.
It's good.
It's beautiful.
You are doing your best.
It's good.
It's beautiful.
What is it?
It's good.
Is it a camp?
It's a person.
(cough)
It's a double speed of people who want you to watch it because you worked hard on it.
(laugh)
Oh, that's nice.
(laugh)
No, I did it.
No, what are you talking about?
Did you have it?
I didn't have it.
Oh, you didn't have it.
I just put it in.
(laugh)
I didn't have that idea.
(laugh)
No, amazing.
You can do it.
No, it was great.
I've seen an actor type of thing.
There's something like that.
There is.
I can imagine the world view number.
(cough)
last.
Yes.
sixth.
Yes.
This is it.
Let's put it in one, two, three.
Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru, Amateru.
(laugh)
[Junior-san's answer is "ah"]
It's over!
It's not "Junior-san"?
It's not.
I don't know what language it is.
"Junior-san" is like that, too.
"Junior-san"?
The first one?
"Ah"?
Why "ah"?
The last one isn't weird at all
It's a nice reproduction
It's a good question
The first one is?
The first one is "three-dimensional"
The second one is "dog and cat"
You narrowed it down to "two"?
Which one is "two"?
Which one is it? Ah, I know! It's this one!
Let's go with this one
You guys are fast
I don't think you're wrong
This video has been played a million times
I think it's the picture with the number "three" painted on it
Looking at four of them in three thousand years,
I was able to see
that it was "three"
So I was confused between "one" and "three"
"Four" was "short",
and "short" is still possible
So I don't think it's "one" yet
Test!
The second one is "dog and cat"
Wow!
I was confused between "one" and "two"
And I was about to lose "three"
If you lose "three",
you can't show the finished game in the thumbnail
It's all blank
I see
If you say the title of this video,
you'll know what it is
But "dog and cat" is strong
I know
Everyone on earth knows
I chose "two"
Thank you for thinking about it
Shiba-san!
Amateru! Amateru!
Wow!
It's all blank
First of all,
"three" and "one"
I excluded "three" and "one" and "art"
I thought it would be difficult
for people to see "art"
And when I thought about "two" and "four",
"four" is more likely
to be that language
I hope it will be popular
overseas
Wow! I don't know
If there were two "ah"s, one of them would be correct
But "san" is the best, isn't it?
Are you sure? Is it "final answer"?
I can't change it
I said it with that intention, but I can't change it
Can you change it?
It's a familiar scenery
Let me show you the correct answer
100 million yen is standing there
The correct answer is...
This one!
Yes!
100 million yen!
Yes!
Yes, this is it! I'll see this!
This channel itself has about 300,000 subscribers.
Oh, that's a lot! I see!
However! Yes!
This video is the best! Yes!
Somehow, it's a video two months ago!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
What? It's amazing!
It's the best!
Best! It's like that!
Hahaha!
Best!
You're saying it all of a sudden!
I'm sorry, I said there would be no third place.
I'm sorry!
Sorry!
Cat Friend VS Dog Friend!
Yes! Yes!
This is a video eight years ago!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Suga's video!
I wanted to do it for Juniors!
Oh, but!
Oh, but it's Juniors!
By the way, TikTok brought me here!
Hahaha! That's what you mean!
I don't want to be a YouTuber!
Zero for each!
But this video has been posted more than 70 million times on TikTok!
Oh!
But if TikTok had 70 million views!
Well, but it's amazing!
Wow! Three thousand!
Three million!
Wow! There is a difference in history!
By the way, Ryo is a teacher!
Yeah!
Huh?
From here!
From here, right?
Normally, the two losers play rock-paper-scissors, but ...
No, it's really rock-paper-scissors!
For some reason, for some reason!
Why?
It's really funny!
It's like this!
It's funny!
No, but Buzz Lightyear is a pretty good punishment game.
No, I know!
Somehow!
I think it's the most interesting!
The scariest thing is ...
Without a doubt, this is the most Toy Story-like thing in here!
Oh! Is that so?
Oh!
Then it's different for me!
Then it's dangerous!
Then it's me!
Buzz Lightyear is here!
Even if Tetsuya Karinja plays Buzz Lightyear and we push the button, you won't say anything, right?
No, I'm really going into training!
Who played Buzz?
George!
It's George!
Not Tokoro!
He was George!
I'm a little nervous.
No, I'm sure Ryo will push the button a lot.
I'm doing it from now on!
Ah! I want to do it!
I told you to stop!
Buzz Lightyear!
Yeah!
Rock, paper, scissors!
It's dangerous!
Are you two in a traffic jam?
No, but I won't stop until this is over.
Shibayu is in a traffic jam.
It's about to start.
This year is Shibayu's year.
That's for sure.
But Tetsuya has been doing it lately.
He's been doing it.
Traffic jam vs. whip.
Please.
He's changed now.
He might have won.
It's fate.
Rock, paper, scissors!
If it doesn't buzz for a week, I'll go to infinity and beyond!
If you take off your helmet...
Oh, you can't breathe!
That's the first buzz.
You notice it, don't you?
Before you realize it's your own toy, you buzz.
You can't eat candy under your feet.
I'm going to drink water.
Anyway, it's buzzed.
Yeah, it's buzzed.
If it doesn't buzz, I don't like it.
If it doesn't buzz for a week, I'll go to infinity and beyond!
I've been thinking about it for a while.
Since the song started playing a hundred million times, people haven't come out.
So from now on, no one will come out!
Don't talk!
This is the original.
I don't need it anymore, do I?
I hope you don't forget it.
My hand is a little buzzed.
Bye-bye!